The movie 'Signs' in four paragraphs

published Mar 19, 2009, last modified Jun 26, 2013

It wasn't just a disaster. It was offensive too.

Quoted for truth:

Signs has the most offensive example of this I've ever encountered (spoilers follow, but spoiling the film for you is nothing but an act of charity).

God kill's Mel Gibson's Wife, makes his brother's baseball career collapse, and makes his daughter a mentalist so that they are prepared to complete the impossible task of getting an alien (that is invading a world which is 3/4's covered in INSTANT DEATH POISON completely naked) wet.

When he could have just made it rain."

So OF COURSE Gibson believes again.

"God", please give me those two hours of my life back.