How to make a criminal

published Aug 16, 2013, last modified May 24, 2016

Quick guide

  • Hit your kid.
  • Mock him.
  • Treat him like crap.
  • If you can, rape him, or allow others to abuse him sexually.
  • Dominate him as much as you want.
  • Lie to him frequently.
  • Show him how you say one thing but do another.
  • Teach him that authority comes not from reason, but from brute force.