Dude, where's my penis?

by Rudd-O published 2008/04/23 04:18:50 GMT+0, last modified 2013-06-26T03:24:30+00:00
KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Holy shit, you just can't make this stuff up.