Good mor... hey, what the hell are you doing there?

by Rudd-O published 2007/08/10 09:21:42 GMT+0, last modified 2013-06-26T03:24:27+00:00

Would you like to wake up only to find out your penis in the mouth of another guy? Well...

...and at quarter to seven a.m. the kid awoke to Murphy “doing things to his penis.” Sucking it, specifically. With his mouth...

...It is Mr. Murphy’s position, according to his lawyer, that “what occurred, occurred between two consenting adults,” one of whom just happened to be asleep at the time. This is at least a better defense than the other one he was considering, that he was terrified into preforming the blowjob because the sleeping victim was scary and black...

“I will essentially be the mouthpiece and effective leader for the tens of thousands of Young Republicans, 18 to 40, across the country,” Murphy told the Jeffersonville News and Tribune last month. He would be the mouthpiece and they would be the throbbing young irresistible cockpiece.

I guess he was in the mood for a savory flesh ice cream. Hypocritical bigot. The rest of the read.

Did I mention that Mr. Murphy was the leader of the Young Republicans organization in the United States? Yes, those Republicans against gay marriage and other forms of contemporary tolerance.