Archive for the ‘Sucks!’ Category

David Hasselhoff, drunk and miserable

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

It’s so sad, so sad, to see the Hoff destroyed by drinking. Let me show you a video of him, a wreck, and his daughter trying to make him get a grip on his life. Somehow I don’t think KITT will be able to get him out of this.

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The U.S.A. will attack Iran

Monday, November 12th, 2007

There is no question about it. You just watch your boob tube and you will see the catastrophe unfold. The worst part is, there will be absolutely no excuse for the attacks, although you will see many fabricated. Don’t ask me how I know. It is inevitable.

Retiran lotería por persistente imbecilidad de los compradores…

Monday, November 5th, 2007

…en Manchester. El antedicho lotto se ganaba al raspar un número menor que el mostrado. Miles de imbéciles reclamaron, argumentando que -5 era menor que -6.

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Comcast, corporatism, tech support and lies

Monday, October 29th, 2007

Word got out that people working at the tech support division in Comcast will be required to lie as part of their job description. Yes, required to lie.

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¿La audacia de los tramposos, o la trampa de los audaces?

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

Hoy me llamó la atención un enlace de publicidad que vi en mi blog, y (como nunca) le di clic. A continuación, un par de párrafos patrañosos que encontré en ese enlace a un pasquín lleno de mentiras viles.

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Musings on Google PageRank calculations

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Apparently, according to the Search engine journal, Google has recalculated its massive PageRank spreadsheet. This’d be business as usual, but a series of interesting statements in that blog post piqued my interest.

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Wash your dishes

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

This is absolutely true. Abso-friggin-lutely. Food for thought.

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Windows Live Messenger censoring URLs?

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Today I pasted this link on an MSN Messenger group chat hosted by a Windows Live Messenger user: http://www.utorrent.com/download.php. My connection to the group chat was immediately terminated.

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HIV denialists are crazy morons

Friday, September 21st, 2007

A YouTube video I talked about earlier has a ton of comments from HIV denialists. I just discovered why: the comments are moderated to filter only opinions favorable to denialism.

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