For the last six months, I’ve been reading article after article spewing the same bovine manure: Look at how many updates Distribution X issued! How can it be more secure than Windows? Let’s bury that stupidity under a ton of facts:
Although (like for herpes) no cure for HIV has been found yet, new developments at the University of Copenhagen have already cured full-blown AIDS and are in the process of gathering more patients to continue testing:
Hey, dear loser! Feel like committing suicide? Well, don’t slash your wrists just yet. You’re probably not man enough to go through with it, so at least give this technique a shot — it’ll make you look like the man you never were while alive:
Or at least Correa seems to think so. And why not? Here’s an excerpt from an article in Reuters UK: