On girls and New Year’s resolutions
I just ended a hilarious phone conversation. It went more or less like this:
Friend: — I bedded 7 new years on 2006
Me: — Really? That’s great.
Friend: — But, you know what, that’s because I didn’t have any goals. For 2007, I’ve proposed myself to screw at least 10 girls.
Me: — That’s almost one per month.
Actually, that’s a startingly good and original New Year’s resolution. So here are mine (yes, I know I’m modest, but there’s plenty of time ahead for me):
- Either
be with one woman for the rest of the year (I only get this chance once, with the girl I’m going steady now!), or bed at least one new girl per bimester. For a bedding to count, it means “she needs to orgasm at least three times per session”. - Quit smoking, and reduce drinking to once per monthly event at the most.
- Multiply my earnings from online businesses by a factor of three.
- Create new revenue streams for me.
- Try and keep my car running (a feat unto itself, since it’s a car built and sold in 1977).
- Meet and make at least 15 new acquaintances into friends.
- Launch the new online service I’ve been working on.
So, here are my New Year’s resolutions. What are yours?